One day we were working at the local abortion clinic, volunteer work, when a group of angry pro-lifers showed up. They were calling us murderers as their guns went through ammo like a crack whore through crack. Four doctors were down, along with 6 nurses, 10 patients and a volunteer, that left me. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed all the feti I could carry and ran for the stair case. I climbed to the roof, and saw two American bald eagles, mating. They were so horny, that I got dragged into it. Their wings up my nose a beak in my urethra, and a big ol� eagle cock in my ass, I always work in the nude. I wasted half the feti trying to get them off of me. After I had killed them I retrieved as many feti as I could, along with the carcasses, and crawled to the edge. I slid up be hind the large neon sign which read :�G. I. ABORTION CLINIC, OPEN 24,7 NO QUESTIONS ASKED, CLOSES AT MIDNIGHT.�. Then in a daring life defying feat I jumped out from behind the sign and chucked the feti at the Christian bastards. They were dropping like flies. Not one Jesus lover escaped my wrath. I could hear them cry out to their non existent Mary, Jesus and Joseph. I laughed all the way through. I kept the eagles and one fetus. Reaching into my pocket I pulled out a bottle of Jiff-E-Lube and lubed up. Once my erect 27� cock was slick I fuck the dead fetus crazily. My moans became shouts, became screams. Killing God-Loving-Hypocrites always makes me horny. Once I ejaculated pints into the fetus, I left it there. I grabbed the eagles for later and jumped off the 200 story roof into the pile of dead fuckers, but one church goer was not yet dead. As I climbed off the corpses one of them ripped of my scrotum. I giggled, it was a good hurt, know what I mean?? I though the neuterer would like some compensation for his work, so I pulled out his brains trough his ear, he screamed a lot, and bled all over the corpses. It was then that I realized what was so odd about these lifeless masses, they wore no accessories!! The men in all black, the women in drab brown dress all the same with a hat that had a train going down the back. Jeeze Louise they looked like nuns for Jehovah�s sake.
Now I am fucking the second eagle as I walk towards ST. Joe�s the Bastards Head Quarters......