Prince of Darkness



I only went because I thought that it would be funny, I never thought anything like... like that would happen. It was horrible the screaming, the blood, the horny eagles, the Nazi lesbians, and the... the... The unaccessorized outfits!!!! Let me tell you the whole story.

One day we were working at the local abortion clinic, volunteer work, when a group of angry pro-lifers showed up. They were calling us murderers as their guns went through ammo like a crack whore through crack. Four doctors were down, along with 6 nurses, 10 patients and a volunteer, that left me. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed all the feti I could carry and ran for the stair case. I climbed to the roof, and saw two American bald eagles, mating. They were so horny, that I got dragged into it. Their wings up my nose a beak in my urethra, and a big ol� eagle cock in my ass, I always work in the nude. I wasted half the feti trying to get them off of me. After I had killed them I retrieved as many feti as I could, along with the carcasses, and crawled to the edge. I slid up be hind the large neon sign which read :�G. I. ABORTION CLINIC, OPEN 24,7 NO QUESTIONS ASKED, CLOSES AT MIDNIGHT.�. Then in a daring life defying feat I jumped out from behind the sign and chucked the feti at the Christian bastards. They were dropping like flies. Not one Jesus lover escaped my wrath. I could hear them cry out to their non existent Mary, Jesus and Joseph. I laughed all the way through. I kept the eagles and one fetus. Reaching into my pocket I pulled out a bottle of Jiff-E-Lube and lubed up. Once my erect 27� cock was slick I fuck the dead fetus crazily. My moans became shouts, became screams. Killing God-Loving-Hypocrites always makes me horny. Once I ejaculated pints into the fetus, I left it there. I grabbed the eagles for later and jumped off the 200 story roof into the pile of dead fuckers, but one church goer was not yet dead. As I climbed off the corpses one of them ripped of my scrotum. I giggled, it was a good hurt, know what I mean?? I though the neuterer would like some compensation for his work, so I pulled out his brains trough his ear, he screamed a lot, and bled all over the corpses. It was then that I realized what was so odd about these lifeless masses, they wore no accessories!! The men in all black, the women in drab brown dress all the same with a hat that had a train going down the back. Jeeze Louise they looked like nuns for Jehovah�s sake.

Now I am fucking the second eagle as I walk towards ST. Joe�s the Bastards Head Quarters......